Damn it, damn it , damn it!!! A week ago i was happy with the way the awards season was going. Sure, i'd have liked to see Waltz With Bashir getting best picture nominations and not just foreign film (and occasionally animated film). Yes there were some, typically, weird goings on with the BAFTA noms. But ultimately things were going well. Kate Winslet looked like she was finally going break her curse, albeit for the wrong film in most cases; the great Mickey Rourke was the runaway lock for best actor; Bashir was riding high in Foreign Film; WALL-E, in Bashir's absence, was dominating animation etc.
Then the bat-shit Oscar nominations came out the the whole thing went to hell.
Now SAG have put their oar in and things just got worse:
I'd always worried pre-Globes that Rourke couldn't win the Oscar, that he just pissed too many people off and would get Eddie Murphy-ied or Burt Reynolds-d. Then his win got the biggest reception of the night at the Globes and I thought, "maybe i was wrong, maybe they like him more than i thought. Maybe there's hope!" Ah, but we all know the actors make up the biggest slice of the Academy voters and yesterday we learned that the Screen Actors Guild stole the award from Mickey's riveting performance and gave it to, the still good but no Mickey, mannered performance of Sean Penn in Milk.
Listen up Oscars! This bullshit cannot happen again! You cannot let Penn take the Oscar away from its rightful recipient. Penn deserved it for Dead Man Walking (although i take nothing away from Nic Cage's performance that year but Penn was excellent) but in 2004 his histrionics in Mystic River (much as I love that film) were no match for the heart-breakingly subtle and career-transforming turn from Bill Murray in Lost In Translation. Rourke deserves this year's gong, give it to him. Forget your politics, or at least remember how much you used to hate Penn for similar bad-boy antics!
The only silver-lining i see here is that SAG may have thought it owed Penn. You see SAG didn't give him best actor in 2004 - no they didn't even give it to Bill, they gave it to Johnny Depp in Pirates of the sodding Caribbean! So maybe, just maybe, we can ignore this travesty and hope that Mickey can still grab the gold. I truly pray he does. And if he doesn't? Well Mr Penn just know that's two i'll be holding against you!
Back to last night and Winslet wins for The Reader, back to her pre-Globes regular slot. Did you see the announcement footage? It looked like she was just waiting for her name to be called, she looked kind of bored by the predictability! That aside the Oscars have put her up for Best Actress, this seems to me a way to screw our Kate yet again. Will voters vote for her as best actress in a film where she has only won supporting actress gongs to date - in a year with Meryl (who won the SAG Best Actress).
Mark my words, last year all 4 acting winners were non-Americans so this year the Academy will show the world by screwing all aliens and giving to the good ole US of A. Now it can't do that in supporting actor because that would mean screwing over the late Heath Ledger (Aussie), which would look bad. So instead they'll screw Kate and (with Kate out of the supporting actress race) obvious strongest supporting candidate Penelope Cruz. Watch them do it, i'm so worried they're going to.
At least SAG gave Slumdog ensemble, which with heavyweights like Doubt and Frost/Nixon to contend with, is another impressive feather in its hat in the march to be crowned best picture. Of course it is British and set in India so who knows?!
They did also get right the TV wins for 30 Rock and the fantastic Paul Giamatti and Laura Linney in John Adams, a series i'm currently loving on terrestrial TV in the UK.
I don't know what's going to happen but things just started to look even bleaker for my favourites of the year!